Monday, January 24, 2011

Irish people have livers of champions

Two words: Black Monday.


Campus bar, Monday night. Also known as: The Ultimate Frat Party Pwner.

See: The first day of [classes] drinking.

Start time: Monday, January 17th, 10am. End time: Tuesday, January 18th, 5am. Location: The student bar; everywhere.


Friend Janetta and I checked the place out at 12pm. Olympic drinking athletes were already underway. Returned with posse at 2pm for a pre-first-class drink. Bar was in full swing. Went to class, left class, returned at 4:30pm: Madness.


Irish flatmates, returning at 5am the next morning with declarations that they had “died and would never be alive again," dubbed the night “slow.”


My education truly has commenced.

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