Beautiful, spectacular, toxic lake at the center of campus, complete with mutant swan birds.
Tour Guide Paul, standing in front of gigantic sculpture of a sperm covered egg: “This is the sperm egg. You should look inside. It’s quite weird.”
Group: “Um, no… that’s ok.”
Tour Guide Paul, standing in front of the toxic lake in the center of campus: “Don’t jump in the lake. My friend did, and everyone was saying, ‘you’re the hero!’ and then he got pulled out by a security officer and had to pay a fine and get a tetanus shot for all the diseases in the lake.”
Group: …
Tour Guide Paul: “Can anyone guess why they put the lake here?”
Group: …
Tour Guide Paul: “No one ever guesses. It used to be a big square where people would organize protests, so they put a lake in. I don’t know why; students can’t protest on grass apparently.”
Group: [gone].
So there you have it. A haven of learning.
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